thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

hot guys with no fashion sense

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weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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blastortoise:

cadburycreamcoolator:

*long deflated sigh*

I’m throwing up

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

thebenevolentsnake:

the-girl-who—lived:

ajnerdess:

quietoutspoken:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

MY HEART.

Saddest point in film history ever

I am actually sitting here in tears because this is a visual representation of the moment the best part of my childhood ended. 

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

source: Zen Pencils

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on